Snarky

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  Some people aren't just missing a screw. The whole damn toolbox is gone. - Notepad for handyman
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  All the crap I have to get done today - Snarky to do list
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  Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once - Snarky notepad
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  I want to be a nice person but everyone is just so stupid - Gift for cynical friend - orange notepad
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  An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough - Notepad
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  Oh, Hell no. - Salty notepad
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